There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill
repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw
the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so
she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam
said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having
to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down
the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he
came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the
door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?
"He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get
the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the
way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and.....
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HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
