"Have you got a street map of Morecambe?"
"Are they still having a car boot sale in Accrington?"
"When is the next Tea Bag Folding Class?"
"Is Westgate on Sunday?"
(Tourist comes up to the desk holding Isle of Man ferry timetable and price list) "Have you got an Isle of Man ferry time table and price list?"
"Whereabouts on the coast is Newcastle-Under-Lyme?"
"I want to take out a summons on somebody who owes me money. What should I do?"
"My smoke alarm keeps going off every 15 minutes. Can you help me?"
(Tourist points to Morecambe Bay) "Is that the Indian Ocean?"
"Will the Red Arrows be inside The Platform this year?"
It was question 2 which attracted my attention. (my italics)