I have always wondered why people need to take illegal substances to have a good time, beer and fags were enough for me, got rid of the fags 32 years ago and have only been a moderate drinker for the last 25 years, can't remember the last time I was blotto, yes I can 50th birthday, I now have the odd bottle of wine at weekends and an odd scotch now and then, two years since I had a pint

