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pendy · 21-09-2004, 13:34

The congregation are sitting quietly in church one Sunday morning. Suddenly, there is a flash of flame, and Satan appears. The congregation rush screaming for the doors, all except one old fellow. Satan stalked over to him and said "Do you know who I am?" "Sure do", said the old fellow. "And you're not afraid of me" asked Satan. "No" said the old fellow. "You realise that I could kill you with one breath?" "Yup" said the old fellow. "You know that I could put you through the torments of Hell?" "Yup" said the old man. "And you're still not afraid of me? - Why not?"

"Been married to your sister for 40 years"

21-09-2004, 13:34	#789
pendy Resting in peace Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: London/Oswaldtwistle Posts: 1,123 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 910	Re: Joke Of The Day The congregation are sitting quietly in church one Sunday morning. Suddenly, there is a flash of flame, and Satan appears. The congregation rush screaming for the doors, all except one old fellow. Satan stalked over to him and said "Do you know who I am?" "Sure do", said the old fellow. "And you're not afraid of me" asked Satan. "No" said the old fellow. "You realise that I could kill you with one breath?" "Yup" said the old fellow. "You know that I could put you through the torments of Hell?" "Yup" said the old man. "And you're still not afraid of me? - Why not?" "Been married to your sister for 40 years"