Accrington Liars' Weekly
That's what you are, Accrington Web! And so says all of the Hyndburn Conservatives, so Cllr Britcliffe would have us believe at the Cabinet meeting this morning. The supreme Leader of the Council mentioned Accyweb quite a bit today, as did Cllr Haworth. I think I may have ruffled a few feathers there.
Oh dear.
Still, must look on the bright side, they both obviously read this on a regular basis so it's an ideal opportunity for us to put things right across the borough with a thoroughly good Agony Aunt column. I'll go first:
Dear Peter,
I have a stubborn blue stain in my borough. Although the majority of it is now washed out I just can't get any real work done while it is there. What should I do?
Yours sincerely,
Ken Moss (32)
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