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I'm sat in the pub minding my own business this 'Lady of the night', approaches me, now at the time I didn't know her profession and I must admit for a few moments I thought my luck was in, (it was broad daylight, why is she known as a lady of the night?).

She wasn't young and she wasn't what I'd call a looker, but she was tidy.
Being old and innocent I didn't realise at first where she was taking the conversation, but she said she could give me a good time for £30, (is that the going rate? Or was she being kind to me?).
Anyway I was surprisingly chuffed a woman paying attention to me for SEX!

I eventually declined, I told her it's too much effort, she asked is it the price? We can talk about the price.

No I replied, it would be too much effort because I'd have to go home for a bath first!