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Originally Posted by Less
Gosh Margaret, you know what a man wants, what are you up to and can you afford the taxi fare for me to get there?
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course I do Less.......they want a good home cooked meal, a pint of something cold with condensation on the glass, a pretty smiling wench to serve it(and perhaps them).......a good program on the TV(possibly a footie match with their team winning) and then a warm welcome under the duvet. Simple souls they are....pleased by simple things....a bit like babies. If they are fed, winded, warmed and entertained they are usually no trouble.
Alas Less I already have one male in my life......and sometimes I would swop him for two empty pop bottles.....so I courteously decline your offer for me to pay the taxi fare for a back scrub and a powdering of your creases...we would both get into a lot of trouble!
