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At least the zealots don't have a problem with our Western conundrum,

"does my bum look big in this?"

How can I tell? it's a tent, anyway which wife are you?

Another thought, over here we seem to produce a 50/50 ratio of men to Women, how come they have Women to spare?

'Stop doing the doggy paddle young lady come and live in hose pipe Britain with me',

I knew I could help in a crisis!