[Gremlin]

Well today's the day, I actually ventured into Accrington and had a look in the market hall.
First thing I wanted was a pair of shoes but the shop has packed up. next thing was a tea cake, no luck. Then I went into the card shop but they didn't have one for twins Christening. The place seemed busy though, mind you it is Saturday.
Not over impressed with the new setup I decided to go out onto Church street for a plate of chips from Church Street Chippy, I left via the nearest door which is almost opposite Church street and next to the two cafe, I say left but actually I went out head first and was lucky that someone managed to stop me falling on the floor. There is a bit of a ledge or something right in the door way and I tripped on it. I wish I had have fallen really as I had two young lady witnesses behind me.
Anyway that's my experience of the market and I doubt if I will go into Accrington for a while now so my trade is no worth bothering about.

By the way I had a pair of good shoes on so they didn't make me trip and it was before the sun had gone over the yard arm so I was sober.