Thanks for karma
I remember this one especially because something similar happened to me.
I stopped to let an old dear cross a sidestreet -
there was no zebra crossing -
I didn't beep my horn -
but
she swiped my bonnet with her brolly-
I didn't have an airbag fortunately
It was that old eccentric Maltese lady who often roamed the town centre, Katerina Azzapardi