You see, it's all part of the plan. I'm paid by the Government to pose these ridiculous and annoying questions in the hope that some of you will be so frustrated that you will feel the need to get out of the house to go and look for the answer, which provides a bit of exercise.
It's good for your heart and your waistline. Well, that's what I was told.
Personally, I get all the exercise I need from trips to the fridge to top up the G&T and from trips to the bin to empty the ashtray.
