[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Not so much in the city cente or the westend, but drink anywhere else, and you'll be asked, sooner or later, 'Which side ya on, big man?'

Knowing full well they wanted to know if you were Celtic or Rangers, and therefore whether you were a proddy dog, or a papist devil, I'd usually answer 'Normally to the left, but it really depends on what I'm wearing'.

It they persisted, I'd say 'Oh you mean which football team!'

'Queen of the South, actually.'

A very wise man indeed