The Manchester one could prove quite novel !

A pork pie to a vegetableist, a banana to .... we'll leave that one alone?

a can of Beer to a reformed Alcoholic ? Issues all over it.
It’s time to put a (bemused) smile on someone’s face! And get lamped in the process, we're talking Manchester here ! Random acts of kindness don't happen & if they do they are usually judged with a large dollop of suspicion, quality ! There are definitely some strange folk out there.