[RHFOY]

Mr Ormerod, here's a fact: your grammar is unsound. At no cost to yourself, here is the correction: ' Mr Foy, here's a thought: if you calmed down and engaged your brain before typing, maybe you could have put all your points, or posts, in one easy-to-understand, even grammatically correct passage, instead of random words that simply put people off reading it.'
' Cover up those dogs', Mr Ormerod, their waste product is inflaming the children's eyes!'