[lettie]

Hmmm, I've never done it like this before..

Two Hillbillies walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their
throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar drinking a beer and
talking. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is
in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin
ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The
woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The hillbilly walks over
to the
woman, lifts up the back of her dress yanks down her panties,
and runs
his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The
woman is
so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner
says,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there hind-lick manoeuvre, but I ain't never
seen nobody do it.