[Sparkologist]

Who's a pretty boy then...


A man went to a pet shop and bought a very expensive African Grey talking parrot. He took the bird home and attempted to teach his new pet a few words, but instead, the bird obstiately refused and just swore back at him.
After a few hours wasted effort, the man said, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to shove you into the freezer as a punishment!" But the parrot carried on it's own sweet way, swearing and gobbing-off at it's new owner. "Right, that's it! You knew the score. In you go!" cried the man, in total frustration.
After about an hour, the man could hear a knocking sound from within the freezer. When he opened the door, the parrot very eloquently asked to be let out of it's solitary confinement. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer, it said, "I promise never to swear again. Just tell me what the turkey did!"