[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Gi oer moytherin ged um eaten and led um rip, tha con alus blame dog.
I always blame grandson, he does some right nappy shredders.

Retlaw

Nay lad ahm not moytherin...and I do ged um etten.......but I was browt up proper.......to believe that ladies don't lift their cheek and let rip...that's a chaps domain......besides, dog allus smells his bum when he has done one