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vecrra · 28-12-2010, 11:55

A nursery school pupil told his teacher
He'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?"
She asked her pupil.
"Because I pi**ed in its ear and it didn't move,"
Answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy,
"I leaned over and went "Pssst" and it didn't move"

28-12-2010, 11:55	#1461
vecrra Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 81 Liked: 19 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day A nursery school pupil told his teacher He'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" She asked her pupil. "Because I pi**ed in its ear and it didn't move," Answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went "Pssst" and it didn't move"