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The girls grammar school invited a polish world war 2 fighter pilot, wing commander Dabrowski to give a talk on his exploits during the battle of Britain and is introduced to the girls by the headmistress. Good morning assembly we are privileged to have wing commander Dabrowski to address use today. Thank you headmistress I am going to talk about a normal day back there during the Battle of Britain, we were on reconnaissance over the south coast when we spotted a bunch of Fockers at 1 o'clock, so following orders not to engage we banked to or left (the girls are tittering) only to run into another bunch of fockers (girls were rolling about laughing) the headmistress stands up and explains, what the wing commander is on about girls is the Focke Wulf was a German plane used in the war. The wing commander replies your quite right headmistress about the Focke Wulf the only thing is these fockers were Messerschmitts