Come Dine With Me isn't a cookery show. You only have to listen to the voice over guy to realise that. It's a freak show.
East Lancashire has some of the best freaks in the country.
The farting mayoress, the uptight BNP supporting plumber, the orange 'n' sleazy Teasy-Weasy.
It was never going to be Master Chef.
Freaky.
Cringeworthy.
Hilarious.
Happily I'm someone who doesn't pigeonhole people who happen to share a geographical location.
Which means I can still proudly state where I come from.
Freak out.
