Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction
Seen on a hot-air hand dryer in a local convenience:
Please push the button for a message from Peter Britcliffe.
Well not really, it was a few years ago in a pub near Lancaster and it referred to some grocer's daughter.
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