Just had a nice chat with with Roger on the phone, what a good honest Indian name I thought.
It went something like this.
Roger: How is your day
Neil: Well it was ok
Roger: I am calling from xxxxxx about your gas and electricity.
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house
Roger: You buy your gas and electricity from British Gas yes?
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house
And that's when he put the phone down on me, I was disappointed, I have another 3 minutes to wait while this wallpaper softens ready for sticking on the wall.
I will have to try harder to confuse the next one
One called a few days ago asking for me by name, I told him that I was very sorry but Neil was dead, he hung up as well.