I had one the other day perfect English, announced straight away where they were based,
Sorry I said, can you repeat that, they did, sorry I'm not quite getting what you are saying, I replied.
I'm speaking English, how can you not understand me? Came his reply.
Well I'm sorry, but after more than 10 years getting used to all the other cold callers, it's a language I no longer understand on the house 'phone.
