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Originally Posted by garinda
Yesterday when some annoying nutter asked for me on the phone, I said he was dead.
That flummoxed him.
Do be careful though. Don't always think a delay means you're being connected to India. I was just about to tell someone where to go, after a silent delay, when it turned out to be someone with Parkinson's.
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I used to get life insurance leeches ringing up, with 'superb' offers, I'd tell them I had just been diagnosed with something terminal, the 'phone went quiet very quickly.