Just had a reminder from a friend.
Why am I single?
Well, one reason is that I no longer get suprises to do with the bank account when things are tight but she fancies a splurge.
Funnily if I did that it wasn't a splurge that was an extravagence.
But the main thing is, my weekends and days off are so much easier, I've lived in this house with Magnolia walls for almost 4 years and never been tempted to change them.
They would have been decorated within the first month with a partner.
O.K. on the minus side once every fortnight I have to pick my own clothes off the bedroom floor and stuff them, colours and whites together into the washer. (The advantage is, while the clothes are on the floor, no dust gathering on the carpet).
I have to make my own brews, what the hey, it tasted good out of this cup last time, I'm sure it will work again, NOBODY HERE TO OBJECT. (talking of which must move this multi coffee rimmed mug to the kitchen for another dose of bacteria).
Toilet seats up when I want it, down when I need it, no problem.
No tights or strange underwear hanging over the bath, (any women born after 1988 ask your mother about tights, you all wear jeans, (really feminine)).
Sex, well yes there are disadvantages in that department, but one great advantage is..
NO FOREPLAY, I don't need to find that magic G spot I know I haven't got it, why bother looking?
Oh yes it's the single life for me, unless...
You're up for a challenge?
