Your pound comment reminded me of something.
Rhonda and I were in town a while ago, your typical Accy mother, you know baby in a pram eating a Gregs pasty with a baby bottle full of cold tea, was shouting at her slightly older kid was doing nothing but she was to busy discussing JK with her friend. As a punishment if he did not behave she said if he was not good she would not take him to the pound shop

Stop laughing you will hurt yourself