[garinda]

Originally Posted by Less

It's all very well bragging about the good times, surely you rubbed shoulders with the common man as well?
Seriously though, you took the job, no use complaining now, is there?

I think old Stumpy might like a little moan.

In a non-judgemental, non-generalising sort of way. Of course.

Originally Posted by Stumped

A major part of the problems today arise from the fact that half the kids being born are unlikely to know who their parents are! Hence the inbred morons currently trawling our streets with their pit-bull terriers in tow!

Perhaps they were 'trawling the streets' looking for the wilfully unemployed. Just as he does.

If they get good at spotting 'em, they could end up wearing a Bobby's helmet too. Some could even go on to become police dog handlers.