General Purpose Slow Cooker Recipe
1/ look in larder for anything you have had there for over 3 years.
2/ Do the same with freezer.
3/ go to fridge remove half rotten vegetables and trim to a size suitable to fit slow cooker.
4/ Empty all packets & tins into cooker.
5/ Cover with just enough water.
6/ Switch cooker to SLOW setting.
7/Go pub for 6 hours.
8/ Come home, empty slow cooker into kitchen bin & order Pizza or Indian take away.
Delicious.
