[Wynonie Harris]

...and so it will come to pass, the good folk of Accrington will rise up in their multitudes, forsaking the sinful ways of Sky TV, saying as one "why have we cast our Stanley into the outer darkness? We must make amends forthwith" and they will throng up Whalley Road in a joyful fervour until they come to the place they call the Crown Ground, whereupon they will make haste through the turnstiles to yield a crowd of miraculous proportions. 4,289 please, Mab!