[Morecambe Ex Pat]

Sorry guys but I don't have time for these spoof parcel firm emails.
I am waiting for my Ugandan friend Mr Undoomi Niteshirtbuttons to fill my account with several million of his brother's inheritence.
If anyone else wants some of his money, there is plenty to go round and it is so easy to get. You just fill in a simple online form, giving away all of your personal details and they promise to put the money straight into your account.
I assume they have been busier than they thought they would be as it has been over 2 weeks now and they haven't had time to do the transfer. I am prepared to wait because he did say his sister was ill and his dog had fleas, so I expect he has had to go to the city to get some medicine and flea powder and missed the bus back.
It was an amazing coincidence that 2 days after I filled in the online form, my bank removed all of my balance from my account. They must be stock taking at the moment and have to count all of the money by hand or something.