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Sparkologist · 16-10-2004, 14:29

You Know how it is chaps. You come home after an extended session in the lusher, only to find the Light of your Life lying in wait behind the front door, brandishing a rolling pin. Read on and learn a lesson from the bitter experience of some poor, unfortunate soul...

"Get this," said the bloke to his mates. "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah. A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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...... I promise not to do it again, Lettie. Please don't hit me anymore!

16-10-2004, 14:29	#816
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day You Know how it is chaps. You come home after an extended session in the lusher, only to find the Light of your Life lying in wait behind the front door, brandishing a rolling pin. Read on and learn a lesson from the bitter experience of some poor, unfortunate soul... "Get this," said the bloke to his mates. "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything?" his mates asked. "Yeah. A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk." ... ... ... ...... ... ... ... ... ... ...... I promise not to do it again, Lettie. Please don't hit me anymore! __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!