OK, in an attempt to beat the drivel, here's my early effort.
Goalkeeper: Jamie Speare (For sentimental reasons)
Defence: Martin Clarke RB, Floyd Peltier CH (King Tut
), Eddie Johnson CH, Steve Lampkin LB.
Midfield: Martin Eatough, Steve Curley (for his passing, if nothing else), Jimmy Collins (for his bite), Chris Grimshaw (for a laugh
)
Forwards: Paul Beck (Legend), David Hargreaves (there's only one Haggis).
I tried to fit Gary Butterworth and Kenny Twigg in there, but for some reason I failed to do so.