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Originally Posted by jaysay
That just reminds me of a sign I have over my computer Margaret
The Golden Years
The golden years have come at last
I cannot see, I cannot pee
I cannot chew, I cannot screw
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks
No sense of smell, I look like hell
My body's drooping, got trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last......
The Golden years can kiss my ass. 
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So funny, so true! It all starts with that funny sound you make as you get out of the chair!