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Originally Posted by Gremlin
That's a rip off gaz, he offered it me for £25 and said he would throw in
a pair of season tickets for a hopitality suite at man U. He told me he got them off a chap who had banged his head on the same door as a chap who had been watching Elvis serving chips when Stanley got back into the football league.
Elvis had actually told him which car boot sale had had the goods on offer but they were sold out when he went.
We still have a vacancy in the home for bewildered gentlemen Gaz if you want to join me. Buddy holly booked out only last week and he had a super room with views over the River stink, supermarket trolleys were growing in abundance all along the banks.
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Could be a different guy, theres one in every pub

