[maccawozzagod]

Dear John (hang on thats a letter you write when someone is leaving)


Dear Sir (hang on, not quite formal enough)


Dear Sir John,

Please consider that you have upset lots of Bury fans over the years with your frequent comments (usually when they've beaten us) that "they are no better than us". These said fans will no doubt be on your case if you fail to win the first game by more than four clear goals. They will try to hound you out of your job if you are not top of the league by October.

Therefore I implore you wait another few days and then apply for the West Ham job. The fans there are much nicer as they are forever blowing bubbles down Green St. Even that other nice man Mr Grant was never hounded, and he was crap. A lot crap in fact.

Yours etc


macca


PS If and when you do leave could you please go somewhere with a few bob in the bank and make frequent visits back to us to pay lots of quids for the players we dont want (it'll give you a bigger kitty for when we welcome you back with open arms).


ta