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Re: The End is nigh
21st October is the third prediction for world destruction.
Since I've only got a few months left I'm off to really live on the edge by drinking more than one glass of red wine a day, eating Bacon Grill and smoking the odd cigar. I live in mortal dread of all those things which are CERTAIN to come back to haunt me such as using the Lord's name in vain, the relationships I've had out of wedlock and eating meat on a Friday.
Yes, of all the cock ups I've ever made I'm sure those are the ones that God ranks as punishable by death.
Oh what a joyous life it must be to be totally dominated by a single book.
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