Eric, I hope you can reach the top shelf in your newsagents
Isn't there a phrase that goes something like this........'you don't look on the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire'.......maybe it applies in this case.
And forgive me, but if you took away his money, what would be the attraction in this footballer.
I know that I am past the first flush of youth, but I would rather go to bed with a good book and a bar of chocolate....much less hassle and just as enjoyable!