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Sparkologist · 20-10-2004, 17:04

Paddy, the Irish labourer goes to his doctor. "I'm constipated, Doc, he complains."

The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table." After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his ass, with a baseball bat. A loud "CRACK!" is heard, and the doctor sends Paddy off down the corridor to the toilet.

After coming out of the toilet, Paddy says, "I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping your arse with cement bags!"

20-10-2004, 17:04	#824
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Paddy, the Irish labourer goes to his doctor. "I'm constipated, Doc, he complains." The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table." After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his ass, with a baseball bat. A loud "CRACK!" is heard, and the doctor sends Paddy off down the corridor to the toilet. After coming out of the toilet, Paddy says, "I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?" The doctor says, "Stop wiping your arse with cement bags!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!