And you's all thought that sex was something that the Irish stored their potatoes in...
ANSWERS TO OFFICIAL IRISH SEX QUIZ
1.A Clitoris is a type of flower
2.A Pubic hare is a wild rabbit
3.A Vulva is a Swedish car
4.Spread eagle is an extinct bird
5.A Fallopian tube is part of a TV
6.It is dangerous to have a wet dream in an electric blanket
7.Vagina is a medical term for heart trouble
8.Fellatio is an Italian dagger
9.A menstrual cycle has three wheels
10.A G string is part of a violin
11.Anus is the Latin word for yearly
12.Semen is another word for sailors
13.Testicles are found on an octopus
14.Cunnilingus is a person who speaks 4 languages
15.Asphalt describes rectal trouble
16.Kotex is a radio station in Texas
17.Masturbate is used to catch big fish
18.Coitus is a musical instrument
19.Foetus is a character in Gunsmoke
20.An umbilical cord is part of a parachute
21.A condom is an apartment building
22.When you miss a period you can use a semi-colon
<SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'">23. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.