He used to tinkle along for Bette Middler in New York's gay bath houses, before he hit it big.
Perhaps he's paying the price for all those years in the sauna.
He does look grotesque now, though his back catalogue is good...if you're drunk.
He should do a Tom Jones, and stop fiddling with nature.
Even plastic surgery, and botox, can't turn a pig's ear into a kosher clutch bag.
