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There was a lady from clayton who was a bit lonley through the day and needed a bit of company while her family was at work. She went to the local petshop and asked the shopkeeper about which pet would be the best for a tenner, the keeper showed her lots of animals but none of them suited her. As she was leaving the shop dissapointed ther was a squawk from a cage in the corner, "whats that she shouted"?
the shopkeeper said " it's a parrot i hav'ent been able to sell ", she smiled with joy " how much is it? "tenner" he said, she yelled "i'll have it". The shopkeeper told her that it got a bit cheeky now and then because it had come from a closed down brothel round the corner, but she made her mind up she was having it, she rushed home happily with her purchase. When she got home she put the cage on the table and took the cover off. the parrot flapped it's wings and squawked "new brothel new brothel" the lady yelled " this is a gods house i won't have such words like that spoken in this house". Two hours later, the ladies daughter arrived home from work, the parrot flapped it's wings and squawked " new brothel new prostitute " the lady went mad and give the parrot a good old earbashing. A hour later the womans husband comes home from work, the parrot looks up plapped it's wings and squawked " new brothel new prostitute same old customers".