Phoney, manufactured, plastic music made with synthesisers and a variety of electronic noises is phoney whether it's mainstream or underground - makes no difference. As for its popularity with rave-going audiences, that makes no difference to its lack of quality either. You can always find plenty of people to lap up junk - the state of prime time TV proves that.
As for proper rhythm & blues being formulaic, of course it was. Wynonie Harris wasn't out to make great art in the 50's - he wanted to make lots of that green stuff to blow on women, Cadillacs, Johnnie Walker Red Label and high living. The same with Wilson Pickett in the 60's. But that doesn't matter because along the way they made some great records which expressed the sheer joy of living and sometimes the sadder side too. You can never do that with the artificial sounds of house whether it's underground, overground or up a gumtree.
Jukebox regulars like me, Cashy, Al Gilmartin, Steeljack and others still listen to and love records we first heard 40-45 years ago, because they've stood the test of time. Today's rave/club goers won't be doing the same 40 years from now, because the records they listen to are disposable trash which will be viewed as a musical abberation in years to come.
But worry not, Gobbiner, help is at hand. We are going to guide you in the ways of righteousness on the true path to musical nirvana and one day you will see the light and take all your electronic beep records down to Oxfam. Your musical re-education starts here!
