[garinda]

Originally Posted by Ken Moss

I miss those butties, they were truly delicious. It seems I'll just have to go and buy them from Hurn's now like every other prole.

There isn't even a comely serf to peel my grapes anymore.

Miles is such a monster.

You need to get your name down for one of those specially trained assistance dogs.

As well as helping the blind to cross the road, and alert the deaf when the phone rings, they also train poodles.

As well as doing everything you ever ask of them, they can also be trained to peel a grape for you.