[garinda]

Originally Posted by Ken Moss

Thus spake Hyndburn's very own Brian Sewell, and very eloquently too.

Regrettably, being a man of lesser tastes who is content to gorge himself intellectually on episodes of Doctor Who and the prosaic scribblings of Fred Dibnah, I fear I am not worthy of such an artistic feast for the eyes.

I live in a terraced house, for pity's sake.

When I see how the other half live it makes me want to weep in shame.

Teary tantrums hold no sway with me.

You'll still have to wait.

It's for your own good.

Patience is a virtue.

So's tough love.

Wait.