Just to get back to the question, I suggest you get two of the fattest ugliest girls you're likely to find & give them the job of Bridesmaids. They'll be falling all over themselves to help, let's face it, it's probably the closest they'll ever get to being wed.
Yes I know, cruel & unfair. But I bet there's a few of you out there grinning right now after your initial "OMG I can't believe he said that !" Hey as far as I'm concerned PC is a computer.
