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Retlaw · 22-07-2011, 23:28

[quote=katex;920722]We are just misunderstood, it's because we really care about you men ...

God looked down on Adam in the garden of Eden, found him in a corner looking miserable, God asked Adam what was wrong, Adam replied I've tended your garden, named all the plants, animals & insects, I have nothing left to do. God said what you need is a companion, some one to love you and care for you, Adam asked what this would cost, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam asked what would I get for a rib.
Look what the skinflint landed us with.

Women should be born with a USB socket in the back of their necks, then they can be programed properly.

Retlaw.

22-07-2011, 23:28	#25
Retlaw I am Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Accrington. Posts: 4,627 Liked: 601 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Accrington Grammar School Magazines [quote=katex;920722]We are just misunderstood, it's because we really care about you men ... God looked down on Adam in the garden of Eden, found him in a corner looking miserable, God asked Adam what was wrong, Adam replied I've tended your garden, named all the plants, animals & insects, I have nothing left to do. God said what you need is a companion, some one to love you and care for you, Adam asked what this would cost, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam asked what would I get for a rib. Look what the skinflint landed us with. Women should be born with a USB socket in the back of their necks, then they can be programed properly. Retlaw.