seeing as we've moved into the realms of prose, a little ditty we'd caterwaul lustily (as sing wouldn't do our raucous efforts justice)
Beans, beans are good for your heart !
Beans, beans make you fart !
The more you fart, the better you feel !
So eat baked beans every meal !
I didn't say it was good, big or clever, but by 'eck !