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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
talking about dogs and breaking wind......there was an old story that went something like this.....An old lady took her dog to the vet, complaining that he did loud and smelly 'trumps'.
The vet looked at the dog and declared he was in rude health, but perhaps she was feeding him food that was too rich for him.
He asked what dog food she used 'Pal' was the reply.
'yes' said the vet 'too rich for his digestion, get the cheapest dogfood there is and it should cure the problem'.
The old lady left.
A few weeks later the vet saw the old lady out shopping and asked how the dog was.
The old lady told him the the suggestion to cure his wind had worked.......and asked if there was any method she could use to get her husband to eat it too.
OK....I'll get my coat.
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Having a dog can come in handy though Margaret, you caqn always blame the dog after an SBD
