[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

it isn't anything he doesn't already know Eric.......after all I tell him often enough.
I think that after 44years I am wasting my time...it will be 45 in October(and they said it wouldn't last)...if he lives that long.

There is a cure, requires one extra large, tight fitting cork, some large cans of baked beans, but feed him outside, as the resultant explosion will spoil the decorations if done indoors.
Problem solved.
Retlaw