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Re: Hyndburn 2461
Accrington Observer August Edition 2461 published in Mumbai
NEWS
The Arndale Centre, which has stood empty for decades, say that it is to be demolished next year to be replaced by a car park and a public house to be called The Black Bull. <click here for more>
The indoor travellers site, formerly the market hall, is to reopen on Wednesdays for members of the public wishing to purchase tarmac, cheap suites, hooky Tranny Vans, camp coffee or use the antique conveniences, said leader of the council Peter Britcliffe XXIII <click here for more>
The number of people dead from eating in Weatherspoons rose to 36 this week after the chef failed to notice the microwave was set to auto defrost and not full power. <click here for more>
The Blackburn Road expressway ground to a halt yesterday as police failed to move four taxis quadruple parked facing the wrong way across all four inbound lanes. <click here for more>
SPORT
Accrington Stanley board of directors announce full transparency is on the cards <click here for more>
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